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Assembly Required (It's 3 AM and I'm Losing It) – Tesla Light Show for Cybertruck & Model S/3/X/Y

Christmas · ~167 BPM · 3:00 · $5.00 · both editions included

Assembly Required (It's 3 AM and I'm Losing It) is an original holiday Tesla light show at ~167 BPM, running 3:00. A frantic, 167-BPM Christmas Eve meltdown: missing screws, mystery parts and a toy that will NOT go together. Rapid-fire light chases that build like a parent's blood pressure. Allen wrench in one hand, sanity in the other.

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Editions

Cybertruck edition: ✔ tested on a real Cybertruck
Model S/3/X/Y edition: ✔ built to Tesla spec

The Cybertruck edition is choreographed for the truck's front and rear light bars, so the big hits land on hardware a sedan doesn't have. The Model S/3/X/Y edition is built to Tesla's published light-show spec for headlights, fog lights, tail lights, mirrors and closures. One $5.00 purchase includes both editions, so it still works if you change cars.

It's a festive pick with christmas, holiday energy, a good fit for a Christmas light show in the driveway, a holiday party or a neighborhood light tour. Every download is a matched .fseq + audio pair: copy both into a LightShow folder on a USB drive, plug it in, and start it from Toybox → Light Show.

Buy Assembly Required (It's 3 AM and I'm Losing It) – $5.00 See it in the catalog

Which edition do I need? See Cybertruck vs Model S/3/X/Y. Install help: USB troubleshooting.